World's Funniest Joke
Posted 06/18/2006 4:59:06 AM PDT

Millow Patrick, Mitchelton Milo and Buttom Mutton were all out in the desert. Millow was carrying a water bottle, Mitchelton was carrying a teatowel and Buttom Mutton was carrying a car door. Mitchelton turned to Millow and asked "Why are you carrying a water bottle?" and Millow said, "Because if I get hot, I can have a drink of water. By the way, why have have you got a teatowel?" "Because if I get hot," replied Mitchelton, "I can use it to wipe the sweat off my face." Then they both turned to Buttom Mutton and asked, "Why on Earth are you carrying a car door?" and Buttom replied, "Because if I get hot, I can wind the window down."